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Starscream: Well, Soundwave? Did you receive my sparkmate gift?

Soundwave: …

Starscream: Yes, I am aware you cannot eat chocolate-based substances.

Starscream: It was supposed to be romantic.

Soundwave: …

Starscream: Well excuse me.

Starscream: I’ll get carnations next time.

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Breakdown: cliffjumper is dead

Breakdown: arcee is blue

Breakdown: autobots are ugly

Breakdown: lets drink some energon and get busy

Knockout: Breakdown…I think that is the best poem I have ever been written.

Breakdown: happy sparkmate day

Knockout: I’ll meet you in the medical bay.

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Our first sparkmate’s day was interesting, I can assure you.

~Starscream

((Happy Valentine’s everyone! Sorry for the delay on the asks, I wanted to get this one done on time! We should be caught up soon!))